Note how Gail Shister appears to blame Kurtz for introducing the term “catfight” into the discussion when in fact it’s MK who really introduces it. Ah well. What’s a little fact-fudging if it helps advance “progress”?

Exit question: Did the Hammer actually drop the G’s from the end of “cat-fighting” and “hair-pulling”? You can take the girl out of North Carolina, but…