The obligatory "Keith Richards snorted his father" post

I saw this on the wires hours ago, before anyone else had it, then got sidetracked with McCain and Pelosi and now everyone else has it. Such is blogging.

If only there were a Drudge-ish “headlines” feature on our site, where I might add these tasty links as I come upon them…

As for Keith: of course he did.

Richards made the extraordinary admission in an interview with NME magazine.

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father,” he said.

“He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared, he didn’t give a s***.

“It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

I’ve been piling up crap links for most of the day, but none are good enough to warrant a post of their own so I’m going to dump ’em here. First, a double scoop of tech awesomeness from UPI. Next, the first thing I’m going to buy when Hot Air makes its first million. Third, the mayor of Cincinnati throws like a girl — a girl with a debilitating physical illness. And finally, a special for my pal Slublog: the world’s most beautiful anchorwoman finally hits the big time. Make it happen, Roger Ailes. Make it happen.