Video: Michelle talks immigration and Anna Nicole on O'Reilly

Two depressing subjects, neither one of which is taken very seriously by the public. The immigration chitchat is perfunctory but painless: the boss laments the impending piecemeal amnesty, KP hems and haws, and Bill proposes a special three-person bipartisan task force to solve the problem once and for all. Things soon turn serious when O’R makes a hard segue into the story of the day and initiates a de facto staring contest with his two lovely guests to see who can muster the least sympathy for the deceased. The bleeding heart drops out quickly, leaving Bill eyeball to eyeball with our own steel magnolia.

Advantage: Malkin.

You know who could draft an immigration compromise and take a hardline on Anna Nicole?