Video: Christina Aguilera salutes the troops, skanky retro style

They showed Abbott & Costello movies on local TV every Saturday afternoon when I was a kid so I recognized the song this is based on instantly. It’s called “Candyman” and See-Dub digs it, but the lines about making her “panties drop” and her “cherry pop” and getting it while it’s hot in an Andrews Sisters homage is a bit much for my taste. Then again, I’m a moron who snickers at crap like this.