Malaysian Islamic authorities to recruit sex spies

It seems the country’s in the grip of an epidemic of “close proximity,” with cuddling at an all-time high, caressing approaching levels deemed dangerous, and new strains of canoodling reported every day.

Islam to the rescue!

To avert soaring cases of close proximity and vice here, the Terengganu Government has initiated an ingenious plan where “Mat Skoding” or spies will be recruited to tip-off the state religious department of immoral activities…

State Islam Hadhari and Welfare Committee chairman Datuk Rosol Wahid said: “Some of these ‘spies’ could be waitresses or even janitors at hotels acting as auxiliary undercover agents for our religious department.”

The “Mat Skoding” would be rewarded for their tip-offs, he told The Star here yesterday.

Rosol said the trained “spies” would be on the lookout for unmarried couples behaving suspiciously or for vice activities throughout the state…

Rosol said the “spies” would keep surveillance at parks and secluded areas to nab dating couples intending to engage in sex.

Good, enlightened stuff at the link too about all those “phony” rape charges Malaysian women keep bringing against men. Exit question, nutroots edition: Who are we to condemn when Savonarola blah blah Inquisition blahdee blahdee Falwell and Robertson blahbitty blahbitty boo?