Video: "Cavalry scout" dips his bullets in pork

Well, actually, Spam. But close enough.

The “cavalry scout” bit is how it’s being advertised at LiveLeak. How they know he’s legit, I’ve no idea. Do most cavalry scouts wear big honkin’ gold rings and sound like Harland Williams trying to do a Brooklyn accent?

No matter. The mere possibility is probably enough to give St. Sully chest pains.