The Republican Spectacular has quotes, including a stirring, carefully selected passage or two about social revolution. If you believe Hillary’s planning to nationalize America’s oil industry, you’ll find them hugely significant. If you don’t, you’ll find it as significant as Barack Obama’s divinely inspired jack-o-lantern technique. Bear in mind that it was written in 1969, the same year Dennis Hopper made “Easy Rider”; thirty-five years later, he voted for Bush. People change.

Meanwhile, I’ll tell you again like I told you the other day — this Giuliani thing’s a bubble, baby.