Video: "A Few Words in Defense of Our Country"

I can’t believe this halfwit actually taped himself performing it. It’s embarrassing enough that he’d think the lyrics worthy of space on the Times’s op-ed page (and more embarrassing for the Times that they agree), but to give it the patented, full-bore, just-this-side-of-minstrel Newman treatment? Not since Olby handed Clinton that check on Countdown have I seen someone so lacking in self-awareness.

Too bad Will Sasso’s not still on “Mad TV.” Ripe, low-hanging comedy fruit here.