Video: "Terrorists" caught in the act!

Never have I seen a terror video with a dance beat this infectious. We’re losing the information war.

Here’s how the stoners should have handled their press conference yesterday. Like I said to Treacher last night: granted, they didn’t do anything wrong, but can’t we arrest that one guy for the hair? It’s plenty disorderly.

The company’s going to foot the bill for Boston’s security alert. All’s well that ends mediocre-ly.