There are loads of crappy-funny stories floating around but the jokes are all too obvious to warrant full posts. One of the last two straight guys in San Francisco shtupping the other one’s wife? Check. George W. Bush eschewing Cheney’s birdshot-in-the-neck approach and trying to pull a Rachel Corrie on the entire White House press corps? Check. Mutant Mexican baby, soon to be a mutant “undocumented American” baby, born in Cancun? Big ol’ check.
Just not worth a post. But I do owe you some content, so here. It’s about time I revealed my true identity anyway.