Jermaine Jackson to Michael: Convert to Islam

There have been rumors about it for years now. Jermaine says it’s time. It’s time to find peace.

Lucky for Muslims. I’m sure they’ll appreciate the good PR.

“Michael, I feel, needs to become a Muslim because I think it’s a great protection for him from all the things that he’s been attacked with, which are false,” said the former Jackson Five singer who now lives in Bahrain.

“There’s a strength and protection there,” Jackson told BBC Asian Newtwork after finishing runner-up to Bollywood star
Shilpa Shetty in the “Celebrity Big Brother” TV reality show that was marred by accusations of racist bullying.

Jackson said he believed his brother had given conversion “serious thought” during long spells in Bahrain.

“I was the reason why he had gone there because I wanted him to get out of America and just go somewhere it’s peaceful and quiet and people pray five times a day which is beautiful.”

First one to make a Mohammed/Aisha joke is banned for obviousness.