Heart-ache: Priapic lizard to have schwanz amputated

As Alton Maddox might say, his reptilian phallus came to attention but wasn’t allowed to come to “at ease.”

I blame feminism.

In one swift, er, stroke, Reuters redeems itself for the fauxtography clusterfark.

Update: Jim Treacher comments, “I read that headline and thought, ‘Well, Rosie will be glad to hear about this!'”