Researchers find cocaine on 100% of Irish banknotes sampled

Also found on all 100%: blood, mucous, and trace amounts of 8700 different brands of whiskey. YEAH.

I get to make that weak joke because I’m half-Irish and, therefore, possessed of absolute moral authority on this issue. And also because with Wes Clark calling out the Jew moneylenders who control our government, lefties are in no position anymore to affect their usual indignation.

Not that they ever were.

Hey, here’s more racial/ethnic fun: a member of the House Armed Services Committee thinkin’ out loud about whether Condi Rice gets a pass for her incompetent moronitude because she’s black.

Yesterday, Abercrombie was particularly critical of Rice, the former national security adviser, whom Abercrombie described as “the most overrated, underperforming individual in executive authority that I have ever seen.”

“She constantly gets a pass. Who knows if the whole question of race and gender come into it, but … I can’t account for it, except to say she isn’t up to the mark,” Abercrombie said. Rice is scheduled to testify before the Senate.

That’s Neil Abercrombie, D-Hi., if you’re keeping score. And here’s one of his fellow travelers, Nobel Prize winner and declared believer in Bill Frist’s status as a “piece of sh*t” Dr. James Watson:

In an interview profile for the magazine Watson asks rhetorically, “Should you be allowed to make an anti-Semitic remark?” He answered: “Yes, because some anti-Semitism is justified. Just like some anti-Irish feeling is justified. If you can’t be criticized, that’s very dangerous. You lose the concept of a free society.”…

Ken Jacobson, the deputy national director of the ADL, reacted strongly to Watson’s statements.

“Those are very strange comments coming from an individual like that,” Jacobson told NewsMax. “At the very least I think he needs to clarify his remarks. It sounds like he was trying to make some general comment about political correctness. He makes a reference that groups can be criticized, that not to be able to criticize a group isn’t right. That’s not to say you can’t make comments about Jews, but anti-Semitism is a very specific statement, not just criticism, but a specific type of statement.”

“Just like some anti-Irish feeling is justified.” See? Even the guy who discovered DNA thinks this post is kosher. No pun intended.

Anti-Irish and anti-Semitic. He just might be the bridge between right and left.

Let the healing begin.