Video: Pelosi elected Speaker of the House

She promised that the gavel would be “in the hands of America’s children.” And she delivered.


I didn’t bother with her or Boehner’s speech, which sounded the predictable obligatory notes. I did include a sighting of the celebrity praetorian guard in the gallery, though. No “unseemly, imperial” Democratic scrapbook moment would be complete without them.

Ladies and gents, zero hour is at hand.

Update: “The lying criminal whore, Granny Rictus McCadaverImplants, aint my Speaker of the House.”