Video: Brian Atene's audition tape for Stanley Kubrick

This has been making the rounds, and there’s nothing else happening right now except the New York Times doing GOTV work for the Democratic Party.

Which doesn’t really qualify as “news.”

Bob Corker’s daughter kissing girls doesn’t qualify as news either, but if Ford’s still down a few points by the end of week, expect the media suddenly to find it very newsworthy indeed.

As for this, supposedly it was submitted in response to a nationwide casting call for “Full Metal Jacket.” You will weep.