Pregnant British teens pioneer new advance in prenatal care

There’s so much social pathology to unpack here, I don’t know where to start.

So let’s just go with the Simpsons quote:

Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?
Troy: You bet! From now on she’s smoking for two!

Next stop: t-shirts, bumper stickers, and fawning cover stories in Ms. magazine.