Back on the market: Whitney files for divorce from Bobby Brown

That’s the bad news. The good news? Osama won’t have to have him killed now. One door closes, another one opens. Cycle of life, my friends.

I hope they’ll be as happy as Bethany, Mary K, KP, and I are in my imagination.

Whitney’s, um, put on a little weight since detox.

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