Yawn. I think we’ve finally arrived at this point.

Since we’re on the subject of people who mock terror widows, let’s make it a two-fer: 100 million downloads a day and AC maybe-possibly-but-not-really playing peekaboo with Donnie Deutsch is currently the eleventh most popular.

I give you the hard news because I have to. I give you the tabloid crap because I want to.