When rumors attack: Castro dead?

Someone left a comment about it on Val’s site. Then Jonah Goldberg heard it from some friends on Wall Street.

Now one of Rusty’s sources is saying it too.

Is this it? Cohibas and, uh … what else does Cuba produce? Sugar cane?

Cohibas and pixie sticks for everyone tonight.

It’d be ironic if he bought it on the day they’re playing the All-Star game. Because he was/is a big baseball fan, see. Although I guess that’s not really that ironic. It’s ironic in the Alanis Morrisette sense, how’s that?

I’m really tired.

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