Tune out, drop out, turn off
Lots of demand elsewhere.
Audentes Fortuna iuvat.
Plus, a gratuitous shot at you-know-who.
I sure don’t. Neither should you.
End of the road.
“There are a lot of killers.”
“The pain is enormous.”
A bridge too far?
You’ll miss Peyton when he’s gone.
Take the poll!
People making less money will too.
No one will have fun ever.
End of the road
“I didn’t alter the balls in any way.”
“Oh, Bill, you’ve got a long list of my mistakes of my presidency…”
Out of the shadows.
I’m gonna give you one on both sides of the contest, so as not to be accused of bias.
“You can’t stuff indie cred down a male stripper’s G-string.”
“MSNBC’s apologetic pathology.”
It’s only weird if it doesn’t work.
“We would need 24 hours to move the game time. We need 36 hours to move the day.”
… Paul Harvey?
“Da Gopha State!”
“The Republican Party today is incapable of competing at that level.”
“You played the best game of your life … you were amazing.”
“I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”
“We have a kerfuffle.”
“set the Middle East ablaze.”
“There’s a gift shop that sells standard museum trinkets…”