“It is the most surprising result of my career.”
“If you are a normal white American, the truth is you don’t understand being black in America.”
“It’s offensive to our Native Americans.”
“The National Football League should take an assist from the NBA and pick up the slack. It would be a slam dunk.”
“She was like a sexy nanny playing ‘pin the fried chicken on the Sambo.'”
Plus: First signs of a convention bounce?
“Then he got hit.”