“What do I tell my kids?”
What double standard?
“My conscience is clear… as long as my check clears”
“I was going to stumble around the capital pantsless with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.”
The “Rock me like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina primary rally.”
Should be safe, though, as Colbert failed to get on the ballot
When satire backfires.
Look on the bright side. There’s less snow in the summer
Big win … but for how long?
“Several Russian cities have unveiled monuments to Stalin in recent months.”