December 14, 2012 - 10:41 am
“I was going to stumble around the capital pantsless with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.”
January 20, 2012 - 1:55 pm
The “Rock me like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina primary rally.”
January 10, 2012 - 1:20 pm
Should be safe, though, as Colbert failed to get on the ballot