“What do I tell my kids?”
What double standard?
“My conscience is clear… as long as my check clears”
“I was going to stumble around the capital pantsless with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s.”
The “Rock me like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina primary rally.”
Should be safe, though, as Colbert failed to get on the ballot
When satire backfires.
Are Pinocchios the point?
“We can say we think this isn’t a good message for the city.”