The sequester, the myth, the legend.
“They’re using the American people for their own purposes. This is ridiculous.”
Under the radar.
But are Republicans winning the fiscal war?
“It’s hard to know.”
Downsizing, the wrong way.
Sequester? What sequester?
In brightest day, in blackest night, no accountability shall disturb my sight.
New stand-up material?
Roll, pitch, yaw, repeat.
Chicago Tribune: “Hostages on the tarmac!”
Rabble rabble rabble.
Crass politicization, A-Hoyer!
Shockingly, Gallup finds that people aren’t taking the sequester seriously.
Cross their hearts.
“Pure political posturing on the backs of these dead Marines.”
…but actually, we do.
Bad news for sequels.
Easter Egg Roll is spared.
And let’s undo normal order?
Doing the math.
The buck stops somewhere
“the Judiciary Committee is examining the circumstances surrounding the removal of James Comey.”
Winning isn’t everything. It is the only thing
“What happened was a national disgrace, and yet some of the employees involved in these scandals remained on the payrolls.”