sequester

In brightest day, in blackest night, no accountability shall disturb my sight.

New stand-up material?

Roll, pitch, yaw, repeat.

Chicago Tribune: “Hostages on the tarmac!”

Unexpectedly.

Shockingly, Gallup finds that people aren’t taking the sequester seriously.

Oh, good.

Cross their hearts.

Magnanimosity.

Unfriendly skies

“Pure political posturing on the backs of these dead Marines.”

Crisis.

Bad news for sequels.

Outreach.

Easter Egg Roll is spared.

Definitions.

And let’s undo normal order?

Doing the math.

The buck stops somewhere

Draconian.

Pain.

No wonder credit ratings agencies are less than impressed.

Narrative failure.

The permanent campaign.

“We put forth the design.”