Why would we possibly want that?
Some clever attorney work
You got what you asked for
Probably most of the time, but not always
“It disrupted the session.”
Give me a break
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
“I will not allow myself to be the scapegoat in this case and I look very much forward to the appeal.”
A separate crime, and a bad one
“There’s evil and truly evil people in the world.”
Throw away the key
Lots of free time on his hands
Call us when you get out
Hit the road, Jack, even if you did use an illegal gun in your “drug crime”
Giving judges options is a good thing and conservative.
Looking for other employment
Open door policy
Boy or man?
Don’t do the crime if…
“Obama the Unmerciful”?
Does America need a drug czar?
“I’m not a monster.”
“set the Middle East ablaze.”
“There’s a gift shop that sells standard museum trinkets…”