“Think of it as the literary version of a sad trombone.”
“We’ve got some races coming up here in Utah that are going to be interesting.”
“That’s the sign of somebody who will say anything, do anything, pretend to be anybody, just to get elected.”
Rubio… not so much
Have you checked Google?
“The more they’re pouring on the more I’m gonna bug the crap out of them by … hopefully running for office in the future, too.”
“I didn’t do anything intentional here.”
“The United States of America is the greatest gift to mankind…”
Whip it. Whip it good.
Flashback to the 60s