Stop the world and let me off
Good work if you can get it
You realize Thor was a dude, right?
But it won’t matter if it doesn’t affect their sales at the same levels
“check out the issues section of the Clinton website first…”
Ho ho ho
This way to the garage sale.
It’s a best seller if WE say it is
Not a hard choice?
Deflating rather than imploding?
“I don’t think we’re that close to a deal.”
Fiscal war on Christmas?
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Medicare for all?
“There comes a point where you gotta get off the crazy train.”