No, Perry isn’t bigot…he’s just worried about the electoral process.
“May I rephrase that, sir?”
“My past statements … do not reflect my current thinking.”
God bless Texas.
“It’s a technological wall. It’s a digital wall.”
Throwing more people in prison won’t solve anything.
Giving judges options is a good thing and conservative.
“Ted Cruz is by far the most consistent conservative in that crowd.”
The walking dead?
“One down and one to go.”
“It’s not a life until it leaves the hospital.”
“Resentment is the poison we swallow that we hope harms another.”
“Is it OK to kill a 7-pound baby in the uterus?”
“And I think you just answered the question for us.”
“Mexican-Americans have been part of the fabric of Texas since the very beginning.”
Chat it up
“[W]e want somebody who has actually dealt with this before, not somebody that’s just going to shoot from the hip.”
So you’re saying… wait. What?
Too close to call
All hail his majesty
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Medicare for all?
“There comes a point where you gotta get off the crazy train.”