republican
Aug 2017

“We may be the turd in the field, but he’s the worm in the turd.”

Live results: Alabamageddon

Allahpundit Aug 15, 2017 7:21 PM

Roll?

“Mr. President, isn’t it time we tell McConnell and Strange, ‘You’re fired’?”

“We want to reduce our payroll.”

“Our new president, of course, has not been in this line of work before.”

“They are telling him just enact your program.”

“Mr. Justice’s decision to change parties will further isolate Senator Joe Manchin…”

Jul 2017

“If Jeff Sessions is fired, there will be holy hell to pay.”

“I did not come to Washington to hurt people.”

Are you ready for Senator Caitlyn Jenner?

Allahpundit Jul 17, 2017 11:21 AM

“I have considered it. I like the political side of it.”

Independence.

Jun 2017

Just a reminder: People will die

Allahpundit Jun 28, 2017 10:41 PM

“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”

May 2017

“I think we should just start by admitting that the two political policies are intellectually exhausted.”

“There is total weirdness out there.”