“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Next up: “Run Liz Run.”
“Did you guys consider doing a hashtag campaign?”
“Less than 20.”
Plus, the Virtual President on the politics of envy.
“I’ve seen a eunuch with a more functional front end.”
We know Kim Jong-un is a big fan!
“…we are able to move more freely and do what we need to do, whether it is illegal or not.”