“He broke me. He broke me. He broke me.”
The first CEO presidency needs results.
“Thank goodness the Senate didn’t confirm me as the statistical warrior and analytical king of counting crowds.”
“If you succeed then the country succeeds.”
“Do you think that you’re treated differently in this race because you’re a woman?”
Hush little baby, don’t say a word
Spared no expense
“Megyn Kelly is a lightweight.”
Leading from behind.
“Follow the foundation money.”
The lame duck is waddling.
Lame duck in a walking boot.
“The United States of America is the greatest gift to mankind…”
“Anger, and denial, and all that stuff. We’re not at acceptance yet.”
Tough but fair.
“It was as muddled and unconvincing as you could possibly imagine.”
Promise the impossible, confess impotence, point fingers. Repeat.
I’ve been putting off unpacking President Obama’s answer on Obamacare at his press …
Over/under on questions that break through the filibuster set at …
“Their voices were trembling.”
I’m just sure I don’t know what you mean…
New stand-up material?
Timing is everything.
Big Sis staying on.
Where’s the outrage?
“Felix was out on bond after threatening another public servant and has a history of making threats.”