“So you want me to sing my praises, is that what you’re saying?”
“The people who voted for [Trump], it’s almost like ‘Any mammal will do.'”
“These acts, when combined, amount to intimidation and obstruction.”
What could go wrong?
“Clearly you’re not ready.”
“We’ve got to be able to meet with anyone that we need to if there’s a possibility that we could achieve peace.”
“This effort is ongoing and involves sensitive classified information.”
“Maybe he’s not in the right job.”
“Russia’s cyber-attack is an unprecedented assault on the sanctity of our democratic process.”
Plus: The two Romneys.
“Our second goal is to stop the president’s executive overreach.”
“I don’t know who he is.”
“Fear is a motivator, and we are not fear-mongers.”
“Is the only immigration bill we’re going to have one that hurts children?”
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Medicare for all?
“There comes a point where you gotta get off the crazy train.”