Behold the conquering hero
On again off again
Does he realize people record the things he says?
But he’s still going to march
Not going down with the ship
What’s a few bombings between friends?
Why? Was your parade harboring criminals?
“Shut this thing down”
Because you wouldn’t want a bunch of security at a gay pride event just now, would you?
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Medicare for all?
“There comes a point where you gotta get off the crazy train.”