Come on, man.
“I’m not putting anything squarely on the president…”
Is there a doctor in the house? Actually… no.
You’d think he was in Russia
“Just for the record, we are all really nervous. So if people out there feel nervous, we do too.”
“She’s not credible anymore.”
What the market will bear
Rather than “fake news” about politics, this is actual news about the media
“Unmeasured and almost unhinged.”
“I thought people in the flyover space were supposed to be really closed-minded.”
“I don’t know why you’re so bitter.”
“I say shut it down.”
“Your net worth is dropping, buddy”
Peacocks gonna strut
Finding the persuadable voters
“This is beneath you!”
“I will be forming a team at the appropriate time.”
“You know, I don’t want to get into it”
Wow… this guy must be really powerful
“I still don’t understand your message.”
Putin’s “up in the 80s, while Obama’s in the 30s and low 40s.”
“Are they going to be ripped out of their homes? How?”
“It was worse than Veep.”
“Not telling us the truth … again.”
“Everybody evolves on positions!”
Like, literally blowing up animals
“Well then, with respect, what’s your plan?”
Plus, Morning Joe panel laughs out loud at new Hillary “reboot” strategy.
“Why this network felt the need, they were so desperate for a few rating points which really didn’t come around anyway…”
“Your partisan whatever is oozing … It’s just very awkward on the set.”
Former Obama adviser and Hillary bundler: Time to cough up the server.
“And I think you just answered the question for us.”
Poor little fabulously rich and powerful grandma, or something.
Both smoke and fire
“The reason it will never stop is because they keep doing it.”
Come back and face the music
“Treat these rallies this week as you would the opening of a thoughtful movie with two female leads: don’t show up.”
“He’s going nuclear.”