Probably not, but worth a try
How “freedom-oriented.” Not.
Quick, how do I clear the cache?
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
“Nobody is impressed.”
Perhaps the real question is why they didn’t have to do it already
Center of activity
It’s like a system of pipes…
Yeah, let’s ban this image
Have you considered buying a bird?
Is it just part of life now?
Plus, doubling down on the code red.
Yes, it’s an online sales tax
Don’t worry. It’s not a tax. It’s a fee!
Very social network
You’re about to be examined. Are you ready?
Once more, with feeling
Coming for you.
“More likely it’s a 15-year-old in a Guy Fawkes mask.”
Do your jobs?
“These people need a little extra time.”
And it’s already happening.
“I cannot believe that they did this.”
“I guess I should click the ???FFE.EE.MYACCUNT.LOG button because it is green”
If the the prospect of a potential government shutdown later this evening has got you feeling down, or if perhaps …
One step forward, two steps back.
“…you know, she actually likes the concept.”