“We may be the turd in the field, but he’s the worm in the turd.”
“I have slight hope it will inspire an ‘intervention’ in the White House.”
“Maybe he’s just an unscrupulous jerk.”
Facts? Don’t bother me with your stupid facts.
The definition of an impeachable offense is….
This has been going on since January, of course
White House: “False.”
“A child cannot be president. I love my children; they cannot have the nuclear codes.”
“I do not do this for political purposes…”
Leave the gun, take the cannolis.
Who ya going to believe?
Alabama GOP to Bentley: Get out.
The coverup is worse than the crime, part 3,781
“Lot of people don’t want to talk about that but I do.”
That’s not how any of this works
“We have a lot of people looking at this, technical people.”
I suppose if it helps you sleep better at night…
You better find some other red meat to throw to them
“Putin is continuing to advance uh, into…Korea?”
Not that he’s biased or anything, mind you…
They’re just the ones to do it.
“If we see an email that says ‘I know that’s classified but send it anyway,’ that would be the kind of smoking gun.”
Sorry, but the guy you’re trying to impeach already overruled you
Odds and ends.
Obstruction of justice.
Appeal at the ready.
Ryan on board?
“The Republicans have to decide who they want to nominate.”
…violated the public trust
Right idea … wrong target.
“Boehner promised the right wing of his party red meat with this thing and he ended up serving them cauliflower.”
“It’s not the right to speech and assembly that should be restricted; it’s the right to carry guns…”
The Brandenburg grate.