Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Not from The Onion
“There was no club at a Jesuit school about young fascists.”
“Mohamed has been utterly crushed by the Texas anti-SLAPP statute.”
In plain sight.
“I wish we were in high school — I could take him behind the gym. That’s what I wish.”
“We regret that the discussion was poorly handled.”
“The once envied school system is in chaos.”
“… stated that he should have handled the referee himself.”
“He told us, and I quote: ‘You need to hit the ref … he needs to pay the price.'”
Come down to Crazy Eddie’s diplomas. We’re giving ’em away!
We declared our independence from Great Britain …. in 1907?!
Rigging the numbers
Cops alone won’t solve it.
Victim’s father was President Maduro’s supervisor back when he was a bus driver.
Democrats forgot all about the “era of good feelings”