I feel safer already
It’s just different
This should fix everything
A disturbance in the Force.
Cue screaming from gun control activists…
I’m sure they’re just curious.
It’s the guns, you know.
“It’s also possible that this was workplace-related.”
Depends on the definition.
If this is “smart” we’d hate to see a stupid gun
Personal defense systems
How not to solve actual gun violence problems
But we’ll be watching you if you do
He doesn’t understand the law.
The good ole’ days
“I’m telling you there is a reason these dictatorial people take guns first.”
Like, literally blowing up animals
Congress? What Congress? I’m king!
Do the math, not the hype
End of an era
Unless, of course, you’re a criminal
Interesting file cabinets ya got there, chief
Who could have guessed?
If a gun fires and no one reports on it…
We’re finally safe
“It could have been a horrible, horrible massacre — so much worse.”
“Was that just part of small-town Tennessee activity?”
“This will not be quick.”
“I don’t think that’s an answer.”
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Medicare for all?
“There comes a point where you gotta get off the crazy train.”