Like a boss.
No known cure for BDS.
“I don’t think it gets a pass.”
“There’s almost no one right now who’s advocating for the use of force.”
“A whole new world has opened up.”
Eh … not really.
Sharks gotta swim …
This is your Dan on drugs.
“Life has its setbacks. I know!”
At the last update, I think we were somewhere in “earlyish 2014” territory (who can even keep up?) for the …
Circling the drain.
… George Bush?
“I think it’s good for the president to be out playing golf.”
“Certainly more prepared than President Clinton”?
“This Mini-Me stuff has got to stop.”
“If at some point that weren’t true and I thought I could make a meaningful and measurably greater impact, you know, I’d have to ask and answer that question.”
“Freedom means freedom for everyone.”
“If George Bush had done this, it would have been stopped.”
Well, if anybody knows about “bellicose chest-thumping…”
Math and responsibility are hard.
The impudence! The audacity! The unmitigated gall!
Nostalgia. But really.
Hardy har har.
“Whipped cream’s killing more people than ever before.”
Medicare for all?
“There comes a point where you gotta get off the crazy train.”