We haven’t entirely pegged the stupid meter yet, but we’re getting close
Lap of luxury
Food ending up in trash cans isn’t making anyone healthier
“the women come here with little kids and after cutting their hair they go buy food.”
Seeking food and freedom
I’ll have fries with that
“It’s just a testament to how badly the country is being managed.”
If you didn’t want to eat all the time we wouldn’t have these problems
Banging empty pots at the well fed president
I’ve got something green for you…
This wouldn’t be about those food riots, would it?
This is how socialism always ends
“The once envied school system is in chaos.”
“All three suffered gunshot wounds during chaotic scenes outside supermarkets…”
Microagression in the kitchen
Another statist nutrition theory bites the dust.
Standing up for bacon.
Have some nice, tepid water, Johnny
Don’t fear the egg.
Yes! We have no bananas!
Food prices increasing a lot more than everything else.
You gonna eat that?
“Trump’s people said, ‘We’ll be writing the speech that the President’s Audio-Animatronic figure will be saying.'”
Not really a “kill all the lawyers” scenario