Federal Bureau of Investigation
May 2017

“The scam-PACs are real.”

Garland-for-FBI why Democrats lose?

Allegiance.

“Whatever there is on Trump, reveal it.”

Confidence.

“He said, ‘You are not under investigation.'”

Restorative justice?

Comey: “I’m not going to spend time on the decision or the way it was executed.”

“We just have no idea why this happened. No idea.”

“Inappropriate”?

Time to play “Who Wants to be an FBI Director”?

Ed Morrissey May 10, 2017 12:01 PM

Or maybe, “Dancing With the Senate”?

Premature?

“Departments – and individual officers – have increasingly made the conscious decision to stop engaging in proactive policing.”

“It makes me mildly nauseous to think that we might’ve had some impact on the election.”

“It takes a lot of work to lose to Donald Trump, let me tell you.”

“I really made a mess of things this time.”

Apr 2017

Big deal or nothingburger?

“I guess you’re the Federal Bureau of Matters now.”

Did Wikileaks get the leftovers?

Rorschach tests.

“Basically he’s angry at all government officials.”

Mar 2017

Former Cornyn challenger wins … bail?

Ed Morrissey Mar 17, 2017 8:41 AM

Life without limits.

“I don’t think there was an actual tap of Trump Tower.”

Context.

“Just for the record, we are all really nervous. So if people out there feel nervous, we do too.”

Mutation.

Raw Story: Suspect a “disgraced left-wing journalist.”

“The outcome of the inquiry, and whether it is ongoing, wasn’t clear…”

Feb 2017

“When I am working hard, I go to these images to take a mental break.”