Donald Trump
Jun 2017

“Trump’s people said, ‘We’ll be writing the speech that the President’s Audio-Animatronic figure will be saying.'”

“Trump is good for business right now.”

A “cryptic” warning to Bashar al-Assad?

Jazz Shaw Jun 27, 2017 8:01 AM

The three strikes rule may be in effect

Israel settles who can stand where at the Western Wall

Andrew Malcolm Jun 26, 2017 3:21 PM

Women to the right, men to the left.

Look on the bright side. There’s less snow in the summer

It’s more about the powers of the Presidency at this point

Trump signs VA reform bill into law

John Sexton Jun 23, 2017 2:41 PM

“What happened was a national disgrace, and yet some of the employees involved in these scandals remained on the payrolls.”

“…died suddenly in less than a week just after his return to the U.S.”

Should’ve stuck with the pirate gig. It was working for him

“I mean he sold our country to The Russians.”

I could think of someone else you might want to ask about…

Biased Americans see media as biased.

Slow your roll, boss

You know, I may have cracked the case for you, guys

Did the Queen “nix” a Trump visit to London?

Jazz Shaw Jun 21, 2017 12:41 PM

More like wishful thinking on the American left

Maybe we’ll stay home and watch.

GOP takes 2 more special House races, meaning what?

Andrew Malcolm Jun 21, 2017 8:41 AM

Two more demoralizing moral victories for Dems.

That elusive search for Mideast peach.

“Maybe he’s just an unscrupulous jerk.”

When we all join together…

“…spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter publicly”

“Hodgkinson is a member of a number of anti-Republican groups on Facebook, including one called ‘Terminate the Republican Party.’”

“…we are strongest when we are unified and when we work together for the common good.”

So I take it you’d rather Trump do it himself?

Smoke but no fire? Somebody was smoking something

Dear directors: just let Shakespeare be Shakespeare

Taylor Millard Jun 13, 2017 10:01 PM

Trying to be “hip” doesn’t always work.

One board to rule them all

“We have notified them of our decision to end our sponsorship…”

Washington will never fix itself, so here’s what we do

Andrew Malcolm Jun 13, 2017 10:01 AM

He’s giving up on D.C.

To Russia with tough love, new Senate sanctions

Andrew Malcolm Jun 13, 2017 8:41 AM

He can see more sanctions from his front porch.

Hey… why not?

Will the recent decline in border crossings last?

John Sexton Jun 12, 2017 9:21 PM

“The fear is that they will be thrown in jail…”

You’re just so hilarious. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Yorktown is forgotten.

Grab that paper while you may, brother

Is there a doctor in the house? Actually… no.

Facts? Don’t bother me with your stupid facts.

What does he have to lose, besides possibly his job?

“it’s a form of catharsis and a chance to ‘fight back’…”

“Yes, absolutely …”