Donald Trump

I’ll make the deal

Not exactly a Hail Mary.

Falling in love for all the wrong reasons

The Donald says yes

Fired?

Oh, really?

Hype.

Enthusiasm.

Conservative.

…No drumroll necessary.

Surprise.

Oh, goody.

“Supporters of the president, like CNN, keep wanting to talk about other issues.”

Distractions.

Wild card.

“Donald, Donald, you’re beginning to sound a little ridiculous.”

Great.

Allies.

Terrific.

Plus: Romney doubles down on Trump.

Uh oh.

It’s come to this.

Who’s fired?

Money.

“Everybody wants it.”