You got what you asked for
Just the facts, folks
You seem to be missing the point
Justice is (mostly) served
Also, Jack the Ripper now a “cutlery-involved individual”
Do the math, not the hype
Who could have guessed?
yeah, it happens.
“No, I don’t think the president would in any way revise his remarks.”
And I bet you can guess why
“If Jeff Sessions is fired, there will be holy hell to pay.”