You know, I may have cracked the case for you, guys
Up to a point, anyway
And the story only gets stranger from there
When is a child no longer a child?
The bad news is that there is no good news
Can they? Perhaps the better question is… should they?
You got what you asked for
The answer is, “it depends”
He had a green card and a rap sheet
Children can’t give consent
Just the facts, folks
Well… there’s a new approach
A different approach
Sometimes Christian forgiveness can go too far
When the tax man takes the wrong sort of bite
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
Give me a break
“…a total of 1,997 assets were seized with a total value of $193.1 million”
“Do I think? Yes, I think.”
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
If you won’t do your job we’ll find somebody who will
It’s come to this
The best laid plans of …. never mind.
Dancing on the head of a pin
Sure… come stay in one of our lovely prisons
If you’re cutting yourself up you have deeper issues
Unequal enforcement of the law is no better here than with “hate crimes”
This is not a joke. Or if it is, it’s a really bad one
A separate crime, and a bad one
Seriously, not literally.
“We need a lawful system of immigration.”
Wonders never cease
No, but we may be picking the wrong case to argue
Isn’t this Rahm Emanuel’s problem?
Throw away the key
Not exactly, but there are some cracks in the wall
Takin’ it from the street
All is forgiven, my children
Somebody picked the wrong house to rob
“This is going to affect him for probably the rest of his life.”
Wrong kind of offensive line
Will they stay or will they go?
I can’t imagine what I was thinking when I said that
Rocking the boat majorly