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“No work permits will be terminated prior to their current expiration dates.”
“Ivanka is a mother of three kids and she has influence. I’m sure she said: ‘Listen, this is horrible stuff.’”
Not going to the chapel, not going to get married
Reservations go up by roughly 50%
“Think of it as the literary version of a sad trombone.”
This week, at least.
“We have tremendous experience of dealing with unaccompanied minors.”
Frequently a tragedy but not always a crime
Taking’ it to the streets
I’m not sure evolution works that fast
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Leave those kids alone
You may want to sit down and grab a drink for this one
No, you didn’t create the CHIP program
Have you considered buying a bird?
Emotion trumps reason
Is it just part of life now?
I’ll send you all a postcard from Mars
Our rationale friends on the anti-gun left
Take a walk on the mild side
Granny’s got a gun…
This should be in family court, not a television documentary
Big brother knows best
Disorder in the court
Serve and protect?
Can’t have that, can we
All in the families
Another brick in the WaPo media-bias wall.
Also ruled out: member of Justice League
“How are we going to care for these folks?”
Tragedy as a national pastime.
Imperialism and big government back in, apparently.
“…you know, she actually likes the concept.”