A legacy of deadly failure
Who could possibly have predicted this? (Except for everyone)
And this time it’s a good idea
Punishing lawful commerce
The Chief Justice of the state supreme court is rather picky about when to enforce the law
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
As if you guys didn’t have enough influence already
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
This is a moment of opportunity… for the White House
“Look, I’m just going to act like a fireman.”
This should be good
Nice federal grant you’ve got there. Be a real shame if anything happened to it.
“A very significant risk would be incurred if the Gated Spillway is not operational by November 1.”
Picking and choosing
Not so fast there, freak show
You have to go where the business takes you
Not all horribly bad ideas need to be abandoned
Your state government must be very well off…
If you approve the funding, they will come
Will he be back, or is it still hasta la vista, baby?
How much of this information is actually “private?”
Justice is blind but there’s no need for it to be dumb
The $40 billion question.
“I believe that the drought is over at this point.”
How low can you go?
“We shouldn’t see a bump in the reservoir.”
“This is an attack by leftists in academia to protect the expressive rights of their radical instructors…”
“We need to do everything we can to maximize our ability to move water our of this reservoir…”
Calexit can’t come soon enough
“Sierra Nevada snowpack measured 197 percent of average…”
This should fix everything
“…the results would be treated as California’s declaration of independence.”
“All this water going out to the ocean…”
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
A bargain at twice the price? You’d better hope so.
“…we certainly don’t have a statewide drought right now.”
“Your behavior is causing great concern among the majority of the American people.”
You’ve got to be kidding me.