Too big to scale
A no vacancy sign for prisoners
Easier to follow the rules when you’re the ones making them
Good luck with that
“What happens to the population of doctors practicing in California?”
“Don’t wait for them. You lead.”
“Let’s just give them all the violence, it’s a person, it’s killing, let’s just give them all that.”
“The legislation would effectively put an end to the practice of free speech zones.”
Too good to check … almost literally.
“We’re running a bit long…”
“there is tremendous uncertainty in how such a system would be developed…”
Pay up, peasants
But the results will likely remain the same
Better late than never
Keep the stores empty to prevent “gentrification”
Go to the “free speech zone”
Not even pretending to try at this point
La-La Land populism?
Spoiler alert: It’s not
Lift the ban!
“Many members of the board are political allies of the Attorney General…”
A legacy of deadly failure
Who could possibly have predicted this? (Except for everyone)
And this time it’s a good idea
Punishing lawful commerce
The Chief Justice of the state supreme court is rather picky about when to enforce the law
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
As if you guys didn’t have enough influence already
Your status as a fugitive criminal precludes your request.
This is a moment of opportunity… for the White House
“Look, I’m just going to act like a fireman.”
This should be good
Nice federal grant you’ve got there. Be a real shame if anything happened to it.
“A very significant risk would be incurred if the Gated Spillway is not operational by November 1.”
Picking and choosing
Not so fast there, freak show
You have to go where the business takes you
Not all horribly bad ideas need to be abandoned
Your list of demands it a publicity stunt
“what happened that day was emblematic of a deeply troubling trend among progressives…”