Pssst… you already have the solution in your hands
Who could possibly have predicted this? (Except for everyone)
“If somebody brings weapons, there’s no way to block off the site, or to screen them.”
“Let her speak and don’t show up.”
“The High-Profile Speaker Policy is unconstitutionally vague…”
“The right loves to be able to say anything they like no matter how offensive it is.”
“Given current active security threats, it is not possible to assure that the event could be held successfully.”
By any means necessary.
Done and done
The sword and the shield of progressive street theater.
“You should kick their ass!”
“There’s rumors that they actually were right-wingers.”
Peacefully protesting while robbing four banks
Not that they’re trying to exclude anyone, you understand…
Take that, poor people
“Honest to God, if they can stop us here, they can stop us anywhere.”
“Democracy is mob rule!”
Days of future past
“Not only are taxpayers footing the bill, but people are dying unnecessarily because of this.”
Women to the right, men to the left.