Your list of demands is a publicity stunt
Distraction or preparation?
Al Gore hardest hit
We wouldn’t want to confuse anyone, would we?
“I AM NOT CHARLIE”
“Because I think Al Jazeera has obviously long since established itself as a really distinguished and effective news gathering organization.”
“The displeasure with Gore among the staff was thick enough to cut with a scimitar.”
“We broke the barrier of fear today and the security forces could not touch us.”
“I think he will kill as much as he can and he will destroy as much as he can.”
“The United States of America will not stand idly by in the fact of actions that undermine global peace and security.”
“What’s going on in Tahrir Square right now is a national tragedy for Egypt.”
“People around [Gadhafi] are getting nervous, and they should.”
Or maybe just one?
“Cleanse Libya house by house.”
The sound of silence.
Plus: Time for a no-fly zone?
What could go wrong?
“‘Now’ means ‘yesterday.'”
Will that be enough?
Don’t you come back no more.
“They don’t want anything done for the public good. Our incapacity is their livelihood.”
“…without the midi-chlorians, life couldn’t exist, and we’d have no knowledge of the force.”
The art of the no-deal.