Daily Mail
Finally: Zombie perfume
A top perfumery has launched a scent inspired by the living dead.
The Demeter Fragrance Library explains that its colorless, Zombie For Him cologne smells like ‘forest floor’, with notes of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.
And the women’s version is slightly ‘lighter’, with the additional aroma of dregs ‘from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.’ …
Testers at Curbed Media described that the zombie fragrance smells ‘like a bag of grass… but not in a nice summery way’ and ‘potpourri your grandma would have in her bathroom.’
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What, no rotting corpse scent?
malclave on March 19, 2013 at 10:41 PM
Eh, real zombie essence would smell like dirt, mold and rotting meat. Or, you could just get some essence of the carrion flower.
Logus on March 19, 2013 at 10:42 PM
I’m sure that reps and senators from San Fransicko will be pleased.
viking01 on March 19, 2013 at 10:46 PM
Eau de Chris Christie.
Myron Falwell on March 19, 2013 at 10:57 PM
Enough with the zombies.
Nick_Angel on March 19, 2013 at 10:57 PM
“Dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth…”
Are you SURE it’s not “Tree-Hugger For Her/Him?”
Myron Falwell on March 19, 2013 at 11:03 PM
Q: If a zombie’s nose has fallen off, how does it smell?
A:
Awful!Like potpourri your grandmother would have in her bathroom!malclave on March 19, 2013 at 11:04 PM
l’Air du Squirrelkisser
viking01 on March 19, 2013 at 11:06 PM
How many of you thought, sheesh, why didn’t I think of that? Oh. Just me?
Fallon on March 19, 2013 at 11:30 PM
I believe in TWD they disguised their live human smell by chopping up a zombie and smearing themselves with zombie blood and guts. You would smell like rotting flesh and fecal matter.
Blake on March 19, 2013 at 11:31 PM
Zombie, Hippie…. same perfume bottle give or take a blast of ammonia.
viking01 on March 19, 2013 at 11:39 PM
The zombie craze should be over soon. The creator of the Twilight series has a movie coming out about alien invasion. All the hip dudes and dudettes will move on to wanting to be cool aliens.
NotCoach on March 19, 2013 at 11:45 PM
The Dennis Kucinich Story…
Myron Falwell on March 20, 2013 at 12:20 AM
Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone could not be reached for comment. They’re still live and kickin’, BTW.
Del Dolemonte on March 20, 2013 at 12:21 AM
I believe that one’s called Drakkar Noir.
Ronnie on March 20, 2013 at 12:39 AM
Eau de Humanity™
Ronnie on March 20, 2013 at 12:41 AM
Meh, I’m not really that interested in smelling like Nancy Pelosi but if I was I’d probably go with Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab’s “Zombi” rather than this scent.
Rip Ford on March 20, 2013 at 2:07 AM
Smells Like Teen Spare Rib.
steebo77 on March 20, 2013 at 4:18 AM
I have a great brand name! Eau de Jesus… Since he was a zombie…
SauerKraut537 on March 20, 2013 at 8:32 AM
I have managed to avoid all zombie movies since watching Evil Dead when I was 14yo & gave me horrendous nightmares from he!!.
I will continue to resist, even as they feast upon my brains.
Badger40 on March 20, 2013 at 8:50 AM
Good news, the remake of Evil Dead comes out in a couple of weeks.
Flange on March 20, 2013 at 10:38 AM