How beer gave us civilization
Anthropological studies in Mexico suggest a similar conclusion: there, the ancestral grass of modern maize, teosinte, was well suited for making beer — but was much less so for making corn flour for bread or tortillas. It took generations for Mexican farmers to domesticate this grass into maize, which then became a staple of the local diet.
Once the effects of these early brews were discovered, the value of beer (as well as wine and other fermented potions) must have become immediately apparent. With the help of the new psychopharmacological brew, humans could quell the angst of defying those herd instincts. Conversations around the campfire, no doubt, took on a new dimension: the painfully shy, their angst suddenly quelled, could now speak their minds.
But the alcohol would have had more far-ranging effects, too, reducing the strong herd instincts to maintain a rigid social structure. In time, humans became more expansive in their thinking, as well as more collaborative and creative. A night of modest tippling may have ushered in these feelings of freedom — though, the morning after, instincts to conform and submit would have kicked back in to restore the social order.









Blowback
Note from Hot Air management: This section is for comments from Hot Air's community of registered readers. Please don't assume that Hot Air management agrees with or otherwise endorses any particular comment just because we let it stand. A reminder: Anyone who fails to comply with our terms of use may lose their posting privilege.
Trackbacks/Pings
Trackback URL
Comments
Is there anything beer can’t do?
Fun fact I read when touring the Mayflower in Plymouth: the word “beverage” originally referred to the concoction they made by putting wine into the rancid water to help make it drinkable. Evidently fresh water turned first on those long ocean voyages.
John the Libertarian on March 17, 2013 at 9:49 PM
Reminds me of how the grapes press for wine was adapted to become a printing press, how music CDs and DAT tapes became digital storage devices for computers, and how everything man ever invented was to impress and get women. Wine, women, and song make the world go around.
Paul-Cincy on March 17, 2013 at 10:03 PM
Epipaleolithic Pale Ale!
AshleyTKing on March 17, 2013 at 10:04 PM
Almost everyone was slightly or mostly drunk almost all of the time for almost all of human history because the water was always untrustworthy.
And anti-bacterial alcohol was also an anodyne for the misery that was commonplace before the invention of modern medicine, workplace safety rules, and the general uncertainty of everyday existence.
Booze (hashish, opium, etc.) built Civilization.
profitsbeard on March 17, 2013 at 10:07 PM
But will it give us gay marriage?
happytobehere on March 17, 2013 at 10:26 PM
Or, why temperance was spearheaded by the womenfolk.
Seth Halpern on March 17, 2013 at 10:27 PM
There’s some doc on Netflix about this very thing. I started watching it but couldn’t make it through.
MikeknaJ on March 17, 2013 at 10:28 PM
I think it depends on which bar in what part of the city you go to.
Consider, too that especially throughout central and northern Europe, it was considered “drinkable bread” when normal grain wasn’t readily available for baking. The alcohol content was secondary.
BillH on March 17, 2013 at 10:34 PM
Beer, okay. As long as it’s not Heineken
*Warning, language*
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 17, 2013 at 10:37 PM
Beer is my favorite fermented beverage but alcohol often leads to incivility. While alcohol has certainly had a huge impact on civilization, if anything my guess is that cannabis has been a bigger civilizational influence on the human species. I’ve read that the history of MJ goes back nearly to the beginning of human civilization itself, whereas the deliberate fermentation of alcohol is actually a fairly recent addition to civilization only dating back a few thousand years, only a fraction of human civilization that we know of.
FloatingRock on March 17, 2013 at 10:43 PM
In related news S-PBR is now thought to have been the motto of the Roman Empire; not SPQR as previously thought.
(BTW beer and onions fueled the building of the pyramids of Egypt.)
Throughout history beer has typically been safer than water because you boil beer’s wort before you pitch the yeast to ferment it.
viking01 on March 17, 2013 at 10:50 PM
Apparently it got a massive boost in rural areas because too many farm women had had hubby come home sozzled and penniless…if he didn’t fumble lighting the lantern and set the cabin on fire. Or clobber her. Or the kids. Or all three. And there was basically squat they could do about it locally, so when a national movement came along…
MelonCollie on March 17, 2013 at 10:52 PM
The old sailing vessels that discovered the new world were pulled through the oceans by ropes made of hemp.
On the other, hand, the sailors might have mutinied if not supplied with sufficient quantities of beer.
But, although admittedly this is speculation, perhaps it was thanks in part to cannabis that inspired some of the fanciful ideas over the ages that culminated in Columbus’ attempt to sail around the world.
FloatingRock on March 17, 2013 at 10:53 PM
Hate to disagree, but deliberate fermentation has been around much longer than a few thousand years. Research has found the process to be known and practiced for at least 5,000 years and probably longer.
john1schn on March 17, 2013 at 11:12 PM
Even if you’re right, MJ has been around thousands of years longer. I’d look it up but I’m reading the QOTD.
FloatingRock on March 17, 2013 at 11:13 PM
Also have to point out that brewing was widespread in Northern Africa, Europe, the Middle East and the Subcontinent. Pretty sure that’s more widespread than cannabis was.
john1schn on March 17, 2013 at 11:14 PM
Brewing beer allowed humans to stay put and use the alcohol of beer to make the water of beer potable. Without this means of processing water, humans would have been obligated to pack up the tribe and move on once the water source started to get polluted through human use.
Sekhmet on March 17, 2013 at 11:50 PM
Hear!..Hear!..
Dire Straits on March 17, 2013 at 11:50 PM
I’m guessing you’re completely out to lunch on this and swallowing a bunch of stoner made-up lore.
John the Libertarian on March 17, 2013 at 11:59 PM
What happened to that beer? That bottled pi$$ coming out of Mexico these days couldn’t possibly have contributed to civilization.
The Rogue Tomato on March 18, 2013 at 12:10 AM
Frank!
Concentrated levels of THC is a relatively recent development. Smoking trees was probably a legitimate endeavor two hundred years ago.
tom daschle concerned on March 18, 2013 at 12:16 AM
“Now it’s dark.”
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 18, 2013 at 12:30 AM
*grits teeth*
That is the dark side of Lynch that I appreciate, but it scares the heck out of me. Kind of like the last few episodes of Twin Peaks where Windom Earle is advancing and the embodiment of good represented by William Cooper is adulterated.
love Lynch.
tom daschle concerned on March 18, 2013 at 12:42 AM
William Cooper! LOL! The Hour Of The Time!
Dale Cooper…
tom daschle concerned on March 18, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Blue Velvet certainly played tricks with my mind *shudder*. As for “Twin Peaks”, I watched fervently in the beginning, but after missing almost a month of it, the story lines were too convoluted for me to pick up the thread so I quit watching.
After the show was cancelled, I watched the feature film “Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me”. Mondo bizarro! But it was nice to see the log lady walk in while Agent Cooper was enjoying his coffee and pie, and to finally know who killed Laura Palmer (really?? her DAD???).
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 18, 2013 at 1:22 AM
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 18, 2013
SPOILER!
JohnTant on March 18, 2013 at 8:09 AM
Hahahaha!! Since the film is now 21 years old, the ghost of Laura Palmer (murdered by her DAD!!!!:P) is now old enough to drink–Just not Heineken: see my scary, 15 second link @10:37
Ladysmith CulchaVulcha on March 18, 2013 at 8:24 AM